In a town long known for its southern efficiency and northern charm, we, in Washington, DC, finally have a team known for both: efficiency (these guys can win!) and charm (yeah, that's right, charming hockey players).
And, being a hockey team, they are northern. Picture-perfect, poster-child northern, in fact, featuring talent and charisma from every slice of global boreality (if it's not a word, it should be), from Siberia to Vancouver (the long way).
Check it out (you should be able to click on the little hockey player icons to get names and hometowns of the players):
Efficiency, charm, plus that northern penchant for the battle. My circumpolar passion fulfilled.